lalala

THIS IS SO AWESOME AND CATCHY AND IS MY CHRISTMAS ANTHEM FOR 2009 LOL

2009-11-12T00:55:00.000+08:00

THIS..

2009-11-11T01:36:00.001+08:00

is pretty cool lol.
THE CIRCULAR KITCHEN.

circular kitchen

more morbid awesomeness

2009-10-30T21:01:00.001+08:00

O_O

2009-09-20T03:04:00.001+08:00

i dont know whether to find this funny, morbid or strange or all of the above LOL

must. watch.

p/s sammy has been found :D

2009-08-16T21:18:00.001+08:00

.

2009-08-15T00:35:00.002+08:00

it has been like 11 days now and it feels like 230 years since sammy has been gone..
he has either passed away, is lost, or someone has taken him for theirs or taken him and lost him..
either way, i don't think i will see him again
but i hope i am wrong..

im sorry i can't find you sam sam..

i feel i need to express my feelings SOMEwhere.

2009-08-10T22:37:00.004+08:00

okay so. tomorrow morning it will be 7 days since you, sammy (because he can read) will have been missing.
I've cried to no end every. single. day. until my head feels like it wants to explode.
i've walked around all the neighbourhoods by national school down till the bridge behind the houses calling until my voice has hurt.
Your toys are still lying around, unused, your water cup is still in my room, untouched since the day you left, i leave the windows open every night in case you come back, your favourite treats are still in my drawer waiting for you..
i'm so scared and have a panic attack every other hour because i'm so worried
i am
losing
my
mind

please god please return sammy back home to me
he is my best buddy and little furry son
my brave lion, the thing i miss most and associate with HOME

T_T
i can't even continue to type because i will cry again and my head really cannot tahan anymore
i miss you chammy cham..

p.s. Another consequence of this male cat behavior is that Tom can easily become lost. In the excitement of the expedition he takes no notice whatever of the route he took and can find himself bewildered as to where he is when the night of passion is over.

fuck i feel worse.

.

2009-08-09T16:16:00.003+08:00

THIS BOY IS MY JOY AND PRIDE, MY SON AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING THAT I'VE LOVED SO DEARLY, PURELY AND UNCONDITIONALLY. SO IT ONLY SEEMS REASONABLE THAT MY HATRED FOR ANYONE THAT TAKES THAT AWAY FROM ME IS JUST AS PURE AND UNDILUTED BY MY CONSCIENCE OR ANY SUCH BULLSHIT.
IF SOMEONE HAS TAKEN MY CAT I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I WILL PRAY EVERYDAY THAT YOUR FLESH FUCKING BURNS, THAT YOU CHOKE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD AND BILE, THAT YOUR LIMBS ARE CARVED OFF SLOWLY PIECE BY PIECE LIKE HOW I WILL CARVE MY POT ROAST EVERY CHRISTMAS WHILST THINKING OF YOU, THAT YOU ARE TORTURED FOR EVERY SECOND YOU SPEND IN HELL.
IF SOMEONE HAS HURT HIM IN ANYWAY SAME GOES FOR YOU. ONLY I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL MYSELF.

sam sam

2009-08-09T14:43:00.000+08:00

when sam sam returns ill feel like blogging

T_T

2009-08-08T21:56:00.003+08:00

Could anyone and everyone please help me pray for sam sam.. that sammy comes back home to me because i miss him and im so worried about him

thank you

T_T

2009-08-08T21:56:00.000+08:00

Could anyone and everyone please help me pray for sam sam.. that sammy comes back home to me because i miss him and im so worried about him

thank you

DONT PANIC, BUT....

2009-08-06T23:04:00.001+08:00

SAM SAM IS MISSING T______T

i guess not all blondes are dumb..

2009-07-28T01:47:00.001+08:00

GOD WHY DIDNT YOU BLESS ME WITH THIS KINDA TALENT? .

Todays Work Story

2009-07-27T19:17:00.001+08:00

The kid must write an occupation for all the letters of the alphabet, A - Z

So eg, A is Architect, B Baker, C Carpenter and so on and so forth

So he comes to U and he writes......... ULTRAMAN

HAHAHA

ugh im losing patience seriously =_=

the day i refer to a kid by his actual name is the day i actually like kids =.= or that kid in particular.

2009-07-24T19:03:00.004+08:00

kid : teacher what is gracefully??
me : uh like, smooth and flowing.
kid : like smooth criminal??
me : ........................

HAIYA YOU SEE WHAT I DEAL WITH? Lol.
and now my boss wants me to work mondays - fridays
im not sure if i really want to.. haha.................

on another note!
sammy cham and i sleepings!

ugh my child is so cute

BTW I AM GETTING A VIOLIN SOON! :D :D :D :D
and gonna start my diploma/perfomance certificate by next month HO HO

Work stories

2009-07-20T17:32:00.002+08:00

Kid must write a pronoun that matches with the common noun

Eg Footballer - David Beckham
City - New York

get it?

So his common noun was City.
I ask him what cities he knows

he says electricity.

AHA

more work

2009-07-19T19:02:00.001+08:00

Kid must make a sentence that has the words "Family" and "cruise" in it
(there is a picture of a family on a ship beside the instructions)

ME: what do you think ?
KID: uhh.. da family is with tom cruise !
ME: AHAHAHHAHA

BELT

2009-07-16T20:11:00.003+08:00

ever wanted to step on vanessa hudgen's face?
WELL NOW YOU CAN.

yii fangs dream dress HAHA!
just kidding.

i bought this awesome sexy sexy belt

ugh its so awesome T_T

YEAHHH

work

2009-07-13T18:28:00.002+08:00

So at work today

Little girl: you no wat is da fattest in the world?
Little boy: no... wad
Little girl: the pig is de fattest
Little boy: NOT ME
Little girl: ya.. not you

this is the little boy.
LOLOL

My first time ;)

2009-07-10T19:22:00.002+08:00

My first day at work

red is me

"Teacher!"
"yes?"
"Where you from ah"
"Here.. Kuching"
"WAAA ! I TOT YOU FROM THAILAND!"
"..why??"
"you look like thailand peepel."

(Kid is supposed to form comparative & Superlative adjective [eg fat, fatter, fattest])
(adjective is 'Dry'. answer should be Dry, Drier, Driest.)

Kid's answer : Dry, hair dryer, hair drying.

LOL.

"Teacher!!"
"Yes?"
"What is unclog?"
"*explains"
"Then what is clog?"
"*explains"
"Then what is vice versa?"
"*explains"
"Where do birds go for coffee?"
"uh.. i dont know"
"Nest-cafe!"

LOL =.=

=(

2009-07-08T08:47:00.007+08:00

who watched the MJ memorial?
my favourite song was the second one stevie wonder sang, and while watching it my dad started telling me Stevie wonder had once performed this song before and had made a comment about it. He said Stevie said he had written the song many many years ago and just never knew when was the right time to sing it. And that really got me because its sad that the only time he felt it was appropriate to sing it was at MJ's memorial =(

here is the video if you missed it
wait for the second song

No more lying friends
Wanting tragic ends
Though they do pretend
They won’t go when I go

All those bleeding hearts
With sorrows to impart
Were right here from the start
And they won’t go when I go

And I’ll go where I’ve longed
To go so long
Away from tears

Unclean minds mislead the pure
The innocent will leave for sure
For them there is a resting place
People sinning just for fun
They will never see the sun
For they can never show their faces
There ain’t no room for
the hopeless sinner
Who will take more
than he will give
he will give
he will give

The greed of man will be
Far away from me
And my soul will be free
They won’t go when I go

Since my soul conceived
All that I believe
The kingdom I will see
‘Cause they won’t go when I go

And i'll go
Where I’ll go
No one can keep me
From my destiny

they wont go where you've gone

bye bye michael

on a side note, when stevie said i wished i didnt live to see come, my mom pipes up and said see? you can't see, youre blind. lol =_=

THIS IS HILARIOUS HAHA

2009-07-01T04:46:00.002+08:00

i cant believe i only discovered these parodies now.. LOL
i dont think you'd get it unless you read about celebrities everyday like i do lol

ugh

2009-06-17T02:27:00.001+08:00

very random but the other day i was at boulevard and there was this rack of old auntie blouses.
and i looked above the rack to see how much is was (ONLY OUT OF CURIOUSITY -__-) and LOL. OMG. do you know what the label said?

you know how they say T SHIRT RM 6 or SKIRTS RM 7 etc?

this one was "AUNTIE BLOUSE RM10 "

MAJOR LOL.

sexy sexy

2009-06-14T11:28:00.001+08:00

i bought some awesome rings! HEHE

SAM SAM.

2009-06-13T17:50:00.002+08:00

SAM SAM HAS JUST POSTED A VIDEO OF HIS DISAPPEARING MAGIC TRICK ON HIS BLOG.

http://samthekitty.blogspot.com

meh

2009-06-11T22:28:00.001+08:00

for some reason im getting annoyed by lady gaga's music.
YES i listen to her whole album not just the overplayed tracks and its just MEH.

I FEEL ANNOYED.
OVERRATED?

TOADSTOOL.

2009-06-11T14:06:00.002+08:00

BEFORE.

AFTER.

CB.

i feel like a toadstool.

i'll kill her

2009-06-09T18:46:00.000+08:00

she's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness
not even tenderness, yeah, she's cleverless
she'll dump your arse for a model called brendan
he will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

i would have waited like a week or two
but you never tried to reach me
no, you never called me back
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
if i find her, i swear, you know, i swear, i swear ...

i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future, she broke my dream
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
she stole my future when she took you away

ew

2009-06-08T18:15:00.000+08:00

zat showed this to me and im SO freaked out

WELCOME TO BREEZE POSER SEARCH

2009-06-04T00:41:00.008+08:00

Always wanted to model but knew you couldnt?
THE BREEZE POSER SEARCH HAS ARRIVED!!
ENTER NOW TO WIN A PRIZE - BEING ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE NO ONE HAS HEARD OF !
BREEZE! THE ULTIMATE TAMPON.

come down to kuching's only mall and take part in this spectacular spectacular.
Choose from a selection of poses :

the obeservant security guard

the enthusiast

the fly swatted fly

the sweaty hair

hey look, no legs !

the i dont giveafuckaboutposing pose

finally, the elegant seated lady.

THE END

COME JOIN US NOW

EE

2009-05-02T17:21:00.001+08:00

OMG!
WHO THINKS TASH SHOULD ALWAYS TRY TO LOOK LIKE THIS?
LOL .

BLOG

2009-04-27T20:42:00.000+08:00

sam sam now has a blog!

http://samthekitty.blogspot.com

HILARIOUS!!

2009-04-26T19:00:00.001+08:00

KIM!! i dont know if you'll find it funny like i do but im hoping you do. LOL.

cham cham!

2009-04-24T13:50:00.001+08:00

sam sam?
IS YOU AWAKE SAM SAM?

cham cham?

HEHE

a bit of gayness

2009-04-23T01:39:00.002+08:00

Shadows all around you as you surface from the dark
Emerging from the gentle grip of night's unfolding arms
Darkness, darkness everywhere, do you feel all alone?
The subtle grace of gravity, the heavy weight of stone

You don't see what you possess, a beauty calm and clear
It floods the sky and blurs the darkness like a chandelier
All the light that you possess is skewed by lakes and seas
The shattered surface, so imperfect, is all that you believe

I will bring a mirror, so silver, so exact
So precise and so pristine, a perfect pane of glass
I will set the mirror up to face the blackened sky
You will see your beauty every moment that you rise

memeemmem

2009-04-21T00:03:00.002+08:00

do you think i look better with my darker hair =.=

2009-04-20T19:40:00.000+08:00

Getting old

2009-04-19T22:51:00.003+08:00

i took this picture of my dad quite recently and then afterwards when i looked at it i got quite emo =.=

my parents are inevitably going to die.
they are getting old and eventually there will be a time in my life where i will not have anymore parents and the thought of that makes me so depressed

i wish i would be able to die with them
and then i looked for old photos which made me feel worse because you never really realize this whole lifetime your parents had before they decided to give it to having kids

T____T

so now for my belated new years resolution
=.=
i will aim to live life with everything of me and also to always treat others how i would like to be treated

..and that is all.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-08T19:06:00.003+08:00

EA resurrecting Alice

By Tor Thorsen, GameSpot Posted Feb 19, 2009 12:27 pm PT
D.I.C.E. 2009: EA CEO John Riccitiello announces designer American McGee is working on a sequel to his groundbreaking 2000 title for the PS3, 360, PC.
LAS VEGAS--Today at the D.I.C.E. summit, Electronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello announced that it is publishing a sequel to American McGee's Alice, the groundbreaking PC adventure game EA published back in 2000. Helping them in this effort is the original game's creator, American McGee.

Development of the new Alice will be overseen by McGee under the auspices of the EA Partners program, which gives independent developers access to EA's publishing and distribution expertise. Current EA Partners titles include the Rock Band franchise, The Orange Box, and Left 4 Dead from Valve Software. (Valve CEO Gabe Newell gave last night's D.I.C.E. keynote address on digital distribution.) Future EA Partners games include id Software's Rage, Double Fine's Brutal Legend, and two unnamed titles from Epic Games and Grasshopper Manufacture.
American McGee's Alice depicted the heroine of the original Lewis Carroll story as an adult who, driven insane from her strange childhood experiences, fought to claw her way back to sanity while trapped in a world of her own imagination. McGee hinted that he was working on a sequel last year in a post on his personal blog. The game is expected to arrive on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC, though a release date has yet to be revealed.

THIS WAS/IS MY FAVOURESTETSTESTESTTSIET GAME EVER
AND ITS GETTING A SEQUEL!
FINALLY
AFTER 9 YEARS!!!
LOL I AM SO HAPPY ITS RETARDED

hum

2009-04-07T19:37:00.002+08:00

i found this like really thought provoking even though im pretty firm in my belief in god and christianity
anyway i just thought people like bek or ash might find it interesting, its kinda long and these are the same kinda questions i ask myself about religion too
but its not like my belief is any less strong
just
questioning ?
i suppose.

ANYWAY ITS LIKE nearly 10 minutes long so like you don't have to watch lol but ya just sharing what i find interesting.
to. my. thousands of readers.
lol

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

2009-04-07T17:45:00.001+08:00

look a likes

2009-04-04T14:05:00.001+08:00

feathers

2009-04-04T10:05:00.000+08:00

meesh says:
you know
i
always
was stupid
when
people asked me
which is heavier
a ton of
gold
or
ton of feathers

zat; says:
lol.
lol.................

meesh says:
i always said gold

zat; says:
silly lol

meesh says:
YOU SILLY
.

zat; says:
you silly
lol
altho
if a
ton of feathers fell on you
you probably wouldnt die

meesh says:
LOL
LOLOAldsoalwodlawd

zat; says:
or youd die
comfortably
lol
GET IT
COMFORTABLY
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

meesh says:
no
kinda
i dont know
LOL

zat; says:
wtf

and random

2009-04-03T16:56:00.001+08:00

i feel sick. and. tired. and. depressed

BIN FIGHT

2009-03-29T05:25:00.002+08:00

XX says:
trying to act all

XX says:
gangster and tough and shit

XX says:
and he saw a bin

XX says:
and he

XX says:
started to hit it

XX says:
with a stick

XX says:
it was like

XX says:
a park bin

XX says:
you know the ones that are

XX says:
nailed to a stick thats stuck into the ground?

meesh says:
the big ones?

meesh says:
oh

meesh says:
yea

meesh says:
the black ones?

XX writes:

XX says:
do you see the picture

meesh says:
yeah

XX says:
YEAH SO

XX says:
it was one of those bins

XX says:
and he starts

XX says:
hitting it

XX says:
with a stick

XX says:
for no reason

XX says:
we all just wtched

XX says:
and like

XX says:
then he starts kicking it

XX says:
and

XX says:
the son of a bithc

XX says:
sprains his ankle

XX says:
LOL

XX says:
THE DUSTBIN

XX says:
KICKED HIS ASS

meesh says:
lol..

XX says:
LOL

XX says:
LOL

meesh says:
LOL

XX says:
HE FOUGHT WITHA DUSTBIN

XX says:
AND LOST

XX says:
LOL

XX says:
LOL

XX says:
LOL

meesh says:
LOL

XX says:
BIN 1 - VINCE 0

XX says:
LOL

kitty kats

2009-03-22T19:23:00.004+08:00

theres this website i am so in love with

its called http://icanhascheezburger.com/ and its got SUPER FUNNY PICTURES OF CATS AND SHIZ!!
and so you upload and you can caption them (like below)

i uploaded some for sam too hEHE
anyway you must go see cause its awesome and i visit it everyday to see the new ones

MORE SIM HOTNESS

2009-03-22T19:19:00.001+08:00

i love my sims

they are so hot

LOL

SAM IS BACK

2009-03-21T14:11:00.000+08:00

SAM SAM IS BACK!

i feel so fucking ugly

2009-03-21T04:17:00.004+08:00

i hate my face
i hate my saggy cheeks
i have no nose no cheekbones droopy eyes with heavy lids
eyebags of a 50 year old
mountain chin
ass like biancas boobs
acne thats on my back chest ass thighs stomach and face
too fat thighs and a too full knee
small boobs that are pointy mangoes with no cleavage
hair thats dry and split
hairy eyebrows and toes
i am a total sex symbol HOHOHOHO

the sims2

2009-03-20T22:48:00.001+08:00

if only i could look like my sims =.=

samsam..

2009-03-20T22:47:00.001+08:00

30 hours..............

ugh fuck

2009-03-20T15:39:00.002+08:00

ugh

sammy has been missing for almost 24 hours

i feel really scared

im scared something happened to him

he is my baby and one of the things i love most about my home
god please give him back T___T
i am about to break down T___T

SAMMY COME HOME PLEASE T_T

i know its kinda lame.

2009-03-17T19:49:00.003+08:00

i know its kinda tacky but i was thinking if i were to get a tattoo, i think id get a black cat.
its sooo me. haha.

my favourite

maybe ill design my own similar to this one but have something hooked onto its tail. i dunno.

or maybe a jaguar?
i'm just scared ill go to hell for getting one.

OUR MARRIAGE

2009-03-17T14:28:00.005+08:00

Peters and i got married on the sims 2 the other day.
It was winter -_-

that is the butler clipping the weeds in the background.

my sim self is so much hotter than my real self. lol.

our guests kept trying to find seats that they ended up missing me and Z getting married

but it was okay~

cutting the cake.

yes he is shoving cake onto my face

it was a sexy wedding~ HEHE~

ugh

2009-03-16T00:22:00.002+08:00

fuck i feel almost depressed
im NEARLY 60 KG.
ITS UNBELIEVABLE
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET HERE??

i think i shall..

2009-03-13T23:51:00.001+08:00

sex me baby
i think i should make a facebook account for sammy
LOL
what do you think?

We watched DRAGONBALL the other night for charity

2009-03-13T19:03:00.003+08:00

three guesses which one is BIANCA!

hint: it is this one

I MUST

2009-03-11T16:15:00.002+08:00

try to stop swearing.

i am...

2009-03-10T19:44:00.001+08:00

addicted..

ayayayayya

2009-03-08T23:09:00.001+08:00

CB LA YII FANG

I TRIED.

DONT LAUGH HARDER.

quite personal

2009-03-04T16:30:00.003+08:00

i think most people who know me know i'm really into filmmaking or theatre
and ever since the oscars i've been feeling so inspired and gay. lol.
so gay that i already kinda planned what i will say when i get my first oscar for best director or best picture......lol...

i think it will be something like this

(is in tears) i think i've dreamt about this moment so many times for so long that sometimes ive had to remind myself i havent won it..yet. (everyone laughs [ -_- cb i can dream ok. ] ) This is what my whole life is about (T_T) I want to thank all the people that have gotten me here.. _____, _______, ________, and my mentor.. steven spielberg (*DREAMS ON..)

this is my world's cutest motherfucker

2009-03-03T23:20:00.002+08:00

♥

I LOVE NIGHT VISION !

2009-03-03T21:17:00.003+08:00

LOLOL !!

I AM A ZEXY VAMPIRE!

LoL

2009-02-25T21:53:00.002+08:00

Brother (to me): Sheesh you don't even know the capital of Canada??

Dad: whats the capital of Bangladesh?

Brother: haiya! i don't know about Europe countries.

(Laughter erupts from sister [me] ).

Scene ends

hmm

2009-02-24T20:40:00.003+08:00

hmm do you think you need to be a model to look good ?
or do you think you can be damn ugly but a great great sense of style and fashion can save you?
as in

make the ugliness not so.. noticeable and you get away with it and still look 'hot' somehow?

lol.

2009-02-24T20:32:00.001+08:00

i was thinking of getting a fringe. but i didnt wanna regret it so i decided to try and photoshop a picture of me and add a fringe to the picture

heres the photoshop::

SHOULD I CUT IT LIKE THIS??????????????????

wow

2009-02-24T20:02:00.002+08:00

This girl on youtube, Lisa Lavie, IS SO PRO MAN.
she sang "if i were a boy" and "Halo" (both by beyonce if you happen to live in a cave.)

i cant say she sings them BETTER than beyonce cause they both sing it differently but . it is damn pro and awesome and i like her versions/voice lol.

COME COME GO SEE

if i were a boy:

Halo: (did you know halo was supposed to be for leona~ yea i bet you didnt know that~ hhaahaha)

MM

2009-02-23T19:07:00.003+08:00

i've always wanted to try toaster strudels/pop tarts.

they look so yummy and awesome T_T
they look so yummy

in the sims 2 the sims always eat it hahahaha

i imagine that.. toatser pastries would be CRISPY and tangy but sweet and awesomely hot and tasty and a comfort food

HEHEHE

someone please if you see it get a pack for me lol

MAYBE COLD STORAGE WILL HAVE?

out of pure love

2009-02-19T22:48:00.003+08:00

THIS IS CASS.
khhheeess.
cassie
sandra(Ew)
one of my favourite people.
and my favourite rapist who is horny 24 7
she always tries to rape me.

... but i try to rape her too sometimes
hohoho.

hehehe ..okay, all the time.~

i love your boobies cass~
and your sense of humour
and your niceness
and generosity
and thoughtfulness for others
and your openness (open-ness?)

OPEN
NESS

OPEN YOURSELF TO MEE

hhaahaha. yes.
okay.
i love you my sexy koala

last of them

2009-02-19T06:48:00.012+08:00

2009-02-19T06:47:00.000+08:00

is it okay to expect your friends to get you something for your birthday

hehe!

2009-02-10T16:10:00.005+08:00

we is going fishin today

my favourite cousin so far

my uncle surprised me and my dad by buying us birthday cakes

my birthday was on the 2nd of feb, my dad's 8th
my cake was double white chocolate with raspberry

my dads double chocolate with BAILEYS! !
OMG ! LOL

and i bought this for the love of my life

to women

2009-02-09T17:23:00.001+08:00

bought this for zat

quite awesome right

hoho!

2009-02-09T16:27:00.002+08:00

i know this isnt a terribly good picture of me but i feel like i look a little bit like the goddess J A

LOL!

when gayness strikes

2009-02-08T04:09:00.001+08:00

Close every door to me,
Hide all the world from me
Bar all the windows
And shut out the light
Do what you want with me,
Hate me and laugh at me
Darken my daytime
And toture my night
If my life were important I
Would ask will I live or die
But I know the answers lie
Far from this world

Just give me a number
Instead of my name
Forget all about me
And let me decay
I do not matter,
I'm only one person
Destroy me completely
Then throw me away
If my life were important I
Would ask will I live or die
But I know the answers lie
Far from this world

Walau

2009-02-07T13:54:00.004+08:00

bought this shirt for my dad yesterday
its super hilarious HAHHAAH

i think he really likes it cause he wore it today. lol.

WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLES KIDS SO PRETTY/CUTE/PERFECT LOOKING?

this is isaac. one of the three kids of my cousin.

i asked him to smile for me and he gave me a menacing grin LOL
if i ever had a kid it would have to be one like isaac cause hes funny and reminds me of me because he is evil-ish hahaha

ethan

dont you LOVE his hair!? <--

isaac, mya (maia?), ethan
2,6, and 4 years old

-_-

2009-02-06T18:51:00.001+08:00

sigh man im so discouraged from blogging cause its like nobody reads

maybe 3 people read, and thats including me

LOL

2009-02-06T16:16:00.001+08:00

this is FUCKING FUNNY LOL.
YOU MUST WATCH. (its only a minute and a half long and NOT a waste of time LOL)

7th day ! (i think)

2009-02-06T15:12:00.006+08:00

this is my aunts BEAUTIFUL 9 YEAR OLD KITTY.
her name is missy
and she is as fat as a rugby ball.
roly poly missy HAHA

i love her fur its so soft and silky

TOday i went shopping. haha. thats all i did LOL
STUFF I BOUGHT:
LOL!
as from the youtube video

haha
its making fun of kiwi's accents

ANd i bought the cutest LBD
its got like a bubble bottom

some very awesome earrings

and a very. awesome ring. haha

and i bought two highwaisted skirts
not really minis cause they arent that short

without..

and with a belt!
my very awesome waist belt

and my other skirt

its got really cool pockets haha
(yes. cool.)

again with belt hoho

two pairs of very awesome very nice shorts

and two very very spantastic bikinis ! hAHaha!

and i finally got this =.=

i tried looking for red skinny jeans but there were none left that were in my size
and i couldnt find any red leggings =(

here is my sexxzzy tank dress hoho !

$200 in one day. LOL.!

AND YOOOU..

I MISS YOU DARLING

a little self consciousness

2009-02-05T15:32:00.003+08:00

i only like looking at my body naked when im not wearing any contact lenses because then i cant see all my flaws

and pimples
and
scars
and
yeah

fourth and fifth day !

2009-02-05T13:09:00.006+08:00

on the fourth day we woke up late
and it was my birthday ._.

my dad handed me this plastic bag with like some clothes and bra set and perfume

he said it was from my mom haha

i felt quite touched lar that she actually bought me something cause she is usually very stingy LOL

i wanted this perfume when i was 15. lol. she still remembered.
i dont know if i still like it now

i havent tried it yet haha
then we decided to drive around outside melbourne in the fugly desert
HOHO JUST KIDDING ITS VERY GORGEOUS AND BROWN TASH ITS VERY NICE AND HAYISH.

SHAPES COMES IN BAGS THERE! LOL!

my first dorito hahar.

and then bye bye melbourne and hello sydney

THE OPERA HOUSE

HAHAHAH

by the way bek i think theres a book you will love

its called Belle de Jour
if you can find it kch buy it for me i will pay you back

and then we flew to christchurch~!

you see how UNbrown and pretty NZ is ? :)
we stayed at my uncle malcolms house for the night cause we arrived at about 12
and i think ive lost my ipod =.=

so i've lost my phone
and my ipod -_-

SIGH.
then we set off to meet my uncle malcolm who was actually on the lake

theres a story to this my aunty told me

this is supposed to be the Hay family

its an actual family
and it actually started with only mr & mrs hay and the dog
then mrs hay got pregnant and the boy came the next year
and a couple years later mrs hay got pregnant
then the daughter came

hahhaaha

its kinda scary to think theres a family out there doing this and representing their family as hay people

but yea..

it was interesting. haha.

on the way we ran into a herd of sheep
cb sheep

the farmers are in their truck and two of their sheepdogs are out on the road herding the sheep all by themselves

DAMN SMART OKAY !
they were barking and herding the sheep without any direction from their owners!

sheep smell very bad.

our uncle was staying in a caravan
and we stayed the night
me in my sleeping bag hoho

me being sexy (naturally)

then my uncle took us out on the boat and we drove up further to the dam where the bigger lake is

my uncle hoho
he likes to bully me

actually the day before, when we just arrived we decided to go downstream to go fishing and he was saying i cant come cause only Cameron men can fish =.=

and as they were all getting into the car i quickly went into the caravan to ask my aunt if i could borrow a jacket and when i came out my uncle was driving away laughing his head off and leaving me behind....

but he came back lol

i just gave him dirty looks =.=

so we reached the lake!

the photo is NOT EDITED THE WATER IS THAT BLUE.

hoho who is that~

sheep

fucking everywhere.

it looks like i took a picture of the ground but its actually the bottom of the lake. lol. thats how clear it is.

I GOT INTO MY WET SUIT~~

ya i know i look fat

and stupid lol

the water is freezing
my uncle made me flip over and drown in the lake =.=

after this point i have no more photos because thanks to my brother my camera had a swim -_-

SO YA. that was yesterday.
today we went to my granmas blabla

nothing very interesting hahaha

*dries out camera*

HOHO! 3rd day

2009-02-04T21:14:00.000+08:00

So on the third day we woke up super early to go to the ZOO~! MELBOURNE ZOO!
And this zoo is super pro and not poor
everything works and they have talks from the keepers and special things to watch every other hour.
The tickets were about 50 or 60 in total for the three of us so quite expensive
i took alot of pictures but its taking too long to upload the rest that i wanted and its not like anyone really gives a shit about them haha
so ill just make do with what i have
of course i headed straight for the tiger exhibit =.=
HEEHEE

HELLO !!

Actually the first time i visited the tiger exhibit the tiger was hiding around the back so we continued on. Then my dad had to go pick up our tickets for wicked so he left my brother and i and we went around other exhibits then went back to the tiger one and the tiger (actually tigress lar) was out and about!
i nearly wet myself~
haha~
i was so excited =.= i stood there taking pictures for almost 20 minutes
so so breathtaking haa
if i had a billion dollars id donate 2/3's of it to saving tigers.

we got to see the keepers giving the elephants a bath

at the butterfly house
stuffed with butterflies
i had way better pictures but yea lazy to upload
i know eun sun would freak LOL

DOESNT THE KOALA LOOK LIKE CASS?
IM SORRY CASS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
LOL!

SNOW LEOPARD!!!
*Orgasms again*

PUMA!!
this zoo makes my top 3
though ive only been to two

turtle thingys
i dunno lar
looks like warts

swan at the japanese garden

HOHO NO ITS NOT A SEXY AND EXOTIC BIRD
ITS ME

baboons

i bought the tiger headband and the tiger necklace at the souvenier shop lol =.=
HOHO I COULDNT HELP MYSELF
headband with the furr (WITH THE FURR)

we spent 5 hours at the zoo and saw everything.
ugh best pre brithday present ever
and after that we went to the aquarium !
it cost um like 60 bucks total also
(not really worth it cause the place isnt that big and not so much to see)
but it was still quite awesome
the pictures are later on in the post cause i uploaded wrongly lol
AND THEN!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

HOLY CRAP MAN!!
IT WAS
SO
GOOD
LIKE
UGH
AND LIKE EVERYONE ON THE MAIN CAST IS A FUCKING CELEBRITY LOL.
LIKe for example
Fiyero (one of the main dudes) was the guy in australian idol top 5 LOL!
forgot his name but i can blog bout this properly another day its just that im pressed for time so cant properly tell you everything.
Anyway and BERT NEWTON HIMSELF IS THE WIZARD OF OZ!
OMG HAHA!
and all th eothers also haha but wow
if i could id pay for all my friends and force them to watch it was that good

haha anyway
random stuff i saw

=( i want to go

at the aquarium

jelly welly fish

and this is the stuf i bought so far

i think you can see my new sandals better

i miss home

meh

2009-02-04T15:51:00.002+08:00

until i upload the pictures ive taken so far my holiday blog is on pause
T_T

But i'm in new zealand now and its so pretty
australia is super ugly compared to new zealand and i loved it when i was in aus haha. (we drove around the countryside there too)

BUT I SHALL UPDATE AS SOON AS I CAN.

anyway like this sounds very cb but have you ever felt like 'tired' of being alive
i feel so unenthusiastic sometimes when i think like ugh i still have 60 years to live
i feel like i wish i would just die now and i can sleep forever

haha

sigh cb it is so cold
i feel suffocated from being stuck with my dad and brother for days on end
i am seriously dying of loneliness -_-
NO ONE MISSES ME

2nd day

2009-01-31T18:46:00.010+08:00

HOHO. AUSTRALIA.

big tower building thingy.
i am very sakai.

so these are some of the pictures from yesterday

this is the best beer ive ever had. Its italian and really light and like yeah id drink it again if i could haha.

our fucking orgasmic pizzas.
screw pizza hut lol
SO THAT WAS YESTERDAY!.
Today we woke up early and went to.. THE MARKET!
and its not some cb kuching market type okay. its like the big city ones like the one i went to in Shanghai. Its got clothes and cheap shit and food haha. so awesome.

sausage fest~ they are damn big and cheap lol.
*thinks of peter*

AHAH. jk.
~

10 BUX A TRAY!
bck home its like RM 20 ~ 30 for 2 slices.

A BOX.
seriously the market and melb in general is super clean.
dunno why the market in kuching cant try harder.
maybe im being mean lol. and biased. im supposed to love kuching =.=
So i bought 2 dresses ($ 10 each), a cardigan thingy ($ 20) and sunnies for $5.
theres this video i have also of these witch dolls that were hanging from the ceiling of the stall. and anyway like when you clap your hands they all start kicking their legs and cackling spastically LOL
i dunno if you guys would wanna bother watching its only a few seonds and it was horrendously scary but hilarious at the same timelol.
after that we ate then headed back to the motel to freshen up and charge my camera. then we went to this shopping mall kinda outside the main city called um Chardstone or something like that.

Holy craP MAN IT WAS SOO PRETTY! HAHA

SO AWESOME AND SO MANY PRETTY AUSTRALIAN GIRLS =.=

at the mall i bought my gladiator sandals for $ 90. zat says thats normal price but i think its fucking ridiculous but i couldnt resist lol.
Then we headed for the beach

i didnt go in its spastically freezing

my brother however was.

pretty fine with it.

There was this lady that had a chihuahua there and it kept trying to jump up and catch the cb seagulls but it couldnt reach cause it was on a leash LOL.

it was so cute

i found an ugly shell thing =.=
then i went back to car cause it got too cold

and got bored

you see that metal ring thing around the tree?
my dad says its to stop possums from climbing the trees.
LOL
my sandals
its fucking sexy and the pictures dont do it justice

then we went to have mcds
i had a quater pounder
hoho.

And these are the cars i saw today.
like. within the arfternoon.

CB RIGHT T_T

So tomorow our plan is to go to the zoo, then the aquarium, then the botanical garden
and then..

WICKED.

=(

2009-01-31T18:29:00.003+08:00

this is sam and me =(
i miss sam T_T

First day.

2009-01-30T20:22:00.002+08:00

SoOO.

i am in melbourne now. haha. im sitting in a rental car in the carpark of this cheap motel we are staying at. And it has lots of indians. Like.

TV indians.

like huge pot belly turban wearing indians wearing singlets that walk by me and randomly burst into indian songs. and they all dont shave their face.

I decided instead of emailing you guys i should just blog haha.

ANYWAY THE TRIP WAS HORRIBLE.

I HATE FLYING SERIOUSLY.

i couldnt move and like my whole body was stiff and sore and stupid air asia, everything you need to pay extra for. so. i slept out of boredom. And it was pretty shitty sleep

And the air stewardesses of air asia are horrible. i feel so ashamed. My impression of them is that they are just sad girls who didnt do well in school (most likely true lol) so they use the only asset they have, which is a somewhat attractive face, to become a stewardess for air asia. Their accent is SO . BAD. i couldnt understand shit. and ISNT THAT A SERIOUS ISSUE??

LIke i didnt understand any of the emergencry procedres the lady was explaining about
i couldnt hear anything she was saying =.=

SO MY FIRST IMPRESSION AND THOUGHTS OF AUSTRALIA.(well, melbourne)
(OH And i got to see like AWESOME ORANGE AUSTRALIAN DESERT WHILE IN THE PLANE LOL!! damn exciting. like to think of all the kangaroos and walabies and ants and panda things [o right koalas. lol] DOWN THERE EATING GRASS AND SHIT!!)

1. it is very brown. lol. even the people are so brown cause of the sun. and today was 40 FREAKING DEGREES! WTH !

2. I used to think all australian girls were pretty. Now i know that simply, all pretty girls are not australian. lol.

3. they like to dress sluttily and not look slutty

4. Considering how ********** HUGE MELBOURNE is im shocked only about 4 Million people live here. I was also expecting the city part to be bigger but ya wow man melbourne is so spaced out and huge

5. i MISS SAM =(

6. the number of protons and kancils on the streets of malaysia is the number of BMWs, Porshes', Lamborghinis' etc ETC on the streets of melbourne x 100. I saw the same lamborghini from transformers in the town today. (jaw dropped)

7. I was set on trying to hate melbourne so i can argue with tash, but i love it haha. its so clean and pretty. But. i dont really like the people =.= . i feel too asian seriously. i even had a moment where i missed those chinese aunty saleswomen =(

i would post up pictures but i only took a few because i was taking in all the sights but i shall try to take loads tomorrow.

We went and had real italian pizza for dinner which was so orgasmic.

and the waiter dude was this hot italian guy and so many italian guys kissing each other goodbye I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS SO WEIRD LOL.

So! i shall try to properly blog and have a spammage of pictures tomorrow.

My birthday will be on Monday .

So this Sunday my dad will take me too the zoo. LOL

it sounds childish but i wanna see tigers ._.

AND IM PROBABLY GONNA GO SEE WICKED (the broadway muscial) ON SUNDAY NIGHT!!

i know youre jealous WOO HOO

things i shall buy tomorrow:
gladiator heels and flats
new swim suit(?)
sundresses!

FREAKING OUT

2009-01-29T17:48:00.002+08:00

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AIR SICKNESS BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE?

IM FREAKING OUT

5 days

2009-01-27T17:34:00.002+08:00

5 days to my birthday and i know its going to be crap
i wont even be in kuching
no one in nz knows its my bday

............

i blame armstrong

annoyedness

2009-01-27T15:31:00.000+08:00

zat; says:
Oh lol
I thought i missed it or something
Okay go on

meesh says:
okay
so
but they decided they wanted to go to kluang station to eat
so we go in
and i ask for a plate so i can eat my pie
and we order what we want, i ordered chinese tea
then
like
6 or 7 minutes go by and i still dont have a plate
so i ask for a plate. and i get one in like 20 seconds
..
adn then
everyone gets their food
and drinks
and i ask for my chinese tea and its clearly not on the bill.
so then he goes away
then like
2 minutes later
the guy comes back
(I DONT KNOW WHY IT TOOK HIM 2 MINUTES.)
and asks if i want cold or hot.
and i said like fuck it nvm i want ice water
and hes like
okay
then
go away
FIVE MINUTE SGO BY
and nothing comes
and my dad asks again
'ais sejuk' =.=
and then it comes
in less than a minute
then
as we finish
our shit
about to leave
my chinese tea comes
and it has ice in it
...........................................

zat; says:
LOL
Its cause you brought food in i bet hahah

meesh says:
c
b
cb.

apple pies

2009-01-26T19:58:00.001+08:00

i made apple pies with my mom =D
i know it looks kinda ugly in the pictures but they ARE SO NOT.
hahahaa

zat knows these will all be gone by tonight LOL
because im a piggy

spider piggy

random

2009-01-25T22:50:00.001+08:00

my brother did this for his blog. its. cute lol. ya.

SAM FLASHES HIS DING DONG

2009-01-25T16:53:00.001+08:00

my porn star wannabe cat LOL

NENE

2009-01-16T08:00:00.000+08:00

i am very bored so i think i shall.. make a list of things that pop up into my head as i go along..

1. i want to be in a band. or like. make a band. or. something. but with talented people lars no point making a band with dumbasses =.=

2. i think i can appreciate art

3. i really love cats but i guess anyone that knows me knows that lol

4. i want an external hardrive cause i have like enough gigs of music to listen to for the rest of my life

5. i want a tongue piercing

6. i would seriously think about getting a tattoo but im too scared i will go burn ferociously and get tortured in hell forever if i do (100% serious)

7. i can never afford starbucks.. ive had it like twice. the other times were leeched off people

8. i like gunbound..

9. i really dont think im pretty like. i have days where i think at least im not UGLY but 100% i never think im actually a pretty person

10. i wanna learn the violin i am actually planning to take it after i finish school

11. i wonder how many people actually care about what i wrote. lol.

my loves

2009-01-16T07:13:00.002+08:00

lou lou AND sam !

hehe my pussy babies

Me at 11/12

2009-01-14T20:15:00.001+08:00

i think ive blogged this before.

thank god for puberty

OH EM GEE

2009-01-12T20:40:00.003+08:00

i was looking for a definition of 'ah lian' so that i could try to explain to eun sun what they are when.. I FOUND AN ARTICLE ON AH LiANS ON WIKIPEDIA. LOL.

Ah Lian is a pejorative term commonly given to a certain group of young Chinese girls in Southeast Asia, especially Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese girls, whose collective age ranges from their adolescent years to late 20s, are usually centralised in the busier and more developed cities in the region. They are regarded as bimbos, and are stereotyped as anti-intellectual, superficial, materialistic, and shallow.

Ah Lians are commonly stereotyped as having hair dyed in gaudy and bright colours, and attired in fashion mimicking hip-hop culture, or outdated Japanese fashion, although how much of this is true is debatable. Most of Ah Lians are wearing fashions that are out dated and they still have their hair straightened with thick fringe. They love to take own pictures and imitate the way Japanese girls take their pictures which is by making their eyes look big and puffing their cheeks. Few more examples of the way they take pictures are by putting a horizontal 'Peace sign' on their eye, putting a fist facing outwards on their puffed cheek. Another distinct feature of an Ah Lian is they swear in most of their conversations just like Ah Bengs. Much like their male counterparts - that is, Ah Bengs - Ah Lians are also thought of as being excessively flashy and show-offs.

The Ah Lian "culture" is especially prevalent in the secular Chinese educational system schools, typified by their frequent use of vulgarities and appearance in cliques (joined by their male counter parts Ah Bengs).

Ah Lians commonly speak in a kind of hybrid mix of Singlish or Manglish and Chinese, or Chinese-related dialects. It is also common for the grammar from these dialects to cross over English usage, creating English phrases with Chinese grammar.

Ah Bengs and Ah Lians love techno music. One can immediately spot an Ah Beng's or Ah Lian's car on the road. Their cars are usually heavily modified with big exhaust pipes, and powerful woofer set at the back of the car. They usually drive very fast while listening to loud techno music in their car.

Read it here LOL

(human race takes a step backward. lol.)

bbbb bday

2009-01-11T21:18:00.002+08:00

ya so i was thinking about how im prolly going to have a crap birthday (again). the last two years were pretty shit haha.

ANYWAY a thought struck me and i told zat this already haha
like, most people dont realize their birthdays are as much about their moms as it is about them

._.

hmm yes..

sam sam

2009-01-11T02:54:00.000+08:00

me and baby sam TAKING A NAP!
s2

RESOLUTION TIME.

2009-01-03T17:53:00.004+08:00

My half assed resolution list:

1. Get A's for my art, law and business A level exams. -.-

2. Force myself and Lina to study hard in order to achieve resolution number 1

3. Lose 6kg

4. Try to read all the classics (like Jane Eyre, Pretty Women, PETER PAN~ etc)

5. Get through the bible lol.

6. Get a job

7. Maybe.. i know it is damn gay.. but.. maybe i shall start.. posting on youtube.. but i will hide my face. HAHA
sad haha

8. control my eating habits.

9. Go to a derm to treat my goddamn bacne

10. i think this is the most important 'resolution' - try to find happiness haha
i know it sounds gay but its really important

11. Improve family relationships

12. NEW WARDROBE !

!

2008-12-20T06:18:00.001+08:00

YOU MUSTMSUTMSUTMSUT WATCH THIS OLD CLIP FROM REN AND STIMPY.
its.. ew. AHAHAH